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Quotes!


I’m adding the old quotes back, but now integrated into wordpress. That means they’ll be searchable (better than the crappy search I made before) and available in machine translations! whoo!

Just imported over 500 quotes. They should be available for your reading enjoyment now. Check out the category to browse.

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Dumkin


Spoken by: ChristyRecorded by: AlexLocation: KrumWe’ve got too few of them..

… too many of them.

It’s like a reverse peephole!

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Buzzword.


Spoken by: ChristyRecorded by: AlexLocation: Krum, TXTerry: ok, lollypop.

Christy: Dumkin!

Leah: Dum Dum

Terry: what’s a dumkin?

Christy: I don’t know, but I pictured it and I don’t know what it was.

I thought of a car driving into a pumpkin. Oh look, dumkins!

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Men liking loose women


Spoken by: iAsukaRecorded by: AlexLocation: Y!M[14:52] ozone: I don’t think real men do, just boys.

[14:52] tardis_timelady: If I were a man, I’d kiss you.

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Baseball vs Family guy


Spoken by: Michelle/AlexRecorded by: AlexLocation: [17:00] mlc1980: (btw… more baseball on sunday

[17:00] Ozone42: goddamnit

[17:00] Ozone42: who watches that shit

[17:00] mlc1980: my roommates

[17:00] Ozone42: kill them

[17:00] mlc1980: ok

[17:00] Ozone42: thanks

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A mission


Spoken by: AdamRecorded by: AlexLocation: [09:06] Adamant31337: I want to get an EM meter and set out on a fantastic voyage.. my ultimate goal- to shit my pants

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Bad financial shape


Spoken by: AdamRecorded by: AlexLocation: Work[09:34] Adamant31337: I was thinking about one of those 20″ Dells to use at work

[09:34] Adamant31337: but my coupon won’t apply

[09:34] Adamant31337: too bad.. it’d be like $300

[09:35] Adamant31337: $300 I don’t have in any shape or form

[09:35] Adamant31337: I don’t even have it in a hypothetical lottery win

[09:36] Ozone42: it’s bad when you don’t have $300 after a hypothetical lottery win

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Alex reveals sadness along with deep connection to pure evil


Spoken by: AlexRecorded by: AdamLocation: Work/AIM[14:51] ozone42: a 19 y/o called me sir this weekend

[14:52] Adamant31337: did you cry?

[14:52] ozone42: yes, rivers ran from my face and flooded the building

[14:52] ozone42: many died.

[14:53] ozone42: for my tears are more corrosive than hydrocloric acid.. and only my black boiling blood can shield from their horrible disolving fury.

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Ghosts


Spoken by: AdamRecorded by: AlexLocation: IMAdamant31337: I need to find a really haunted house this year

Adamant31337: I want to see ghosts and shit my pants

Adamant31337: well, I don’t want to shit my pants

Adamant31337: but if I WERE to shit my pants, then that’d mean something sweet happened

Adamant31337: So yeah, I want to shit my pants

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E85 Conversion


Spoken by: AdamRecorded by: AlexLocation: [14:27] Adamant31337: I don’t even know if you can make ethanol from like grass clippings and shit

[14:27] Adamant31337: but I will try anyway

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