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Quotes!


I’m adding the old quotes back, but now integrated into wordpress. That means they’ll be searchable (better than the crappy search I made before) and available in machine translations! whoo!

Just imported over 500 quotes. They should be available for your reading enjoyment now. Check out the category to browse.

Dumkin


Spoken by: ChristyRecorded by: AlexLocation: KrumWe’ve got too few of them..

… too many of them.

It’s like a reverse peephole!

Buzzword.


Spoken by: ChristyRecorded by: AlexLocation: Krum, TXTerry: ok, lollypop.

Christy: Dumkin!

Leah: Dum Dum

Terry: what’s a dumkin?

Christy: I don’t know, but I pictured it and I don’t know what it was.

I thought of a car driving into a pumpkin. Oh look, dumkins!

Men liking loose women


Spoken by: iAsukaRecorded by: AlexLocation: Y!M[14:52] ozone: I don’t think real men do, just boys.

[14:52] tardis_timelady: If I were a man, I’d kiss you.

Baseball vs Family guy


Spoken by: Michelle/AlexRecorded by: AlexLocation: [17:00] mlc1980: (btw… more baseball on sunday

[17:00] Ozone42: goddamnit

[17:00] Ozone42: who watches that shit

[17:00] mlc1980: my roommates

[17:00] Ozone42: kill them

[17:00] mlc1980: ok

[17:00] Ozone42: thanks

A mission


Spoken by: AdamRecorded by: AlexLocation: [09:06] Adamant31337: I want to get an EM meter and set out on a fantastic voyage.. my ultimate goal- to shit my pants

Bad financial shape


Spoken by: AdamRecorded by: AlexLocation: Work[09:34] Adamant31337: I was thinking about one of those 20″ Dells to use at work

[09:34] Adamant31337: but my coupon won’t apply

[09:34] Adamant31337: too bad.. it’d be like $300

[09:35] Adamant31337: $300 I don’t have in any shape or form

[09:35] Adamant31337: I don’t even have it in a hypothetical lottery win

[09:36] Ozone42: it’s bad when you don’t have $300 after a hypothetical lottery win

Alex reveals sadness along with deep connection to pure evil


Spoken by: AlexRecorded by: AdamLocation: Work/AIM[14:51] ozone42: a 19 y/o called me sir this weekend

[14:52] Adamant31337: did you cry?

[14:52] ozone42: yes, rivers ran from my face and flooded the building

[14:52] ozone42: many died.

[14:53] ozone42: for my tears are more corrosive than hydrocloric acid.. and only my black boiling blood can shield from their horrible disolving fury.

Ghosts


Spoken by: AdamRecorded by: AlexLocation: IMAdamant31337: I need to find a really haunted house this year

Adamant31337: I want to see ghosts and shit my pants

Adamant31337: well, I don’t want to shit my pants

Adamant31337: but if I WERE to shit my pants, then that’d mean something sweet happened

Adamant31337: So yeah, I want to shit my pants

E85 Conversion


Spoken by: AdamRecorded by: AlexLocation: [14:27] Adamant31337: I don’t even know if you can make ethanol from like grass clippings and shit

[14:27] Adamant31337: but I will try anyway

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