A christy triple play
Christy: what is urethra?
James: the thing you pee through.
Christy: urethra franklin?
Alex’s magic stick is glowing towards me. (she calls my iPhone a magic stick)
I’m drunk, I may steal too many.
That’s some good sprite
Through this sprite I am simultaneously tasting it as well as all the sprites that came before it.
Link forwards
Jason: http://www.break.com/index/the-history-of-lol-cats.html
Alex: chris sent me that the other day
Alex: or .. someone
Jason: ow…my feelings
Alex: that’s right, your link is OLD BITch
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Christy quotes from party.
So we had a little karaoke party last thursday. It involved several martinis. Here are some of the results.
Spoken by: ChristyRecorded by: AlexLocation: Krum, TX
(talking about me with my martini)
He looks like a worried little homeless man.
Spoken by: ChristyRecorded by: AlexLocation: Krum, TX
(about Mmmmmbop)
You don’t know what that song IS!
Spoken by: ChristyRecorded by: AlexLocation: Krum, TX
(about me)
He knows what he’s doing, he’s part of a person.
Spoken by: ChristyRecorded by: AlexLocation: Krum, TX
(singing)… and lipstick on kittens. Fish taste in your mouth that won’t go away, these are a few of my favourite things.
Spoken by: LeahRecorded by: AlexLocation: Krum, TX
Alex is a ticking timebomb. His water is about to burst!
Inhibitions
Spoken by: ChristyRecorded by: AlexLocation: Krum, TX
Your inhibitions are getting drunker.
South Florida
Spoken by: ChrisRecorded by: AlexLocation: IM
Ozone42: people here are so unbelievably nice compared to how south florida is and while the traffic is heavy, the drivers aren’t insane assholes.
Stereo157: the stuff that comes out of my ass is nicer than south florida
Ozone42: Good point.
Chicken?
Spoken by: AlexRecorded by: LeahLocation: Bed, asleep
Leah: so… who am I again?
Alex: You’re a… bommel… beast
Leah: A bommel beast?
Alex: Yeah
Leah: What’s that?
Alex: It’s a thing… people jump over it.
Leah: like a high jump?
Alex: Yeah, you could make some money jumping really high.
Leah: Oh really? How do you make money?
Alex: Selling… chicken.
Leah: Where do you get the chicken?
Alex: I just fry it up!
The X-Men
Spoken by: AlexRecorded by: LeahLocation: Bed, asleep
Alex: *mumble*… love… *mumble*
Leah: Who do you love?
Alex: You!
Leah: And who am I?
Alex: The X-Men!
Spapanese - ???????
Spoken by: AsukaRecorded by: AlexLocation: Y!M
[09:10] Ozone42: I am listening to classical guitar… with some flamenco thrown in.
[09:10] Ozone42: it is not bad.
[09:10] tardistimelady: No, it’s not.
[09:10] tardistimelady: XD
[09:10] Ozone42: you latins, you know how to make those guitars do stuff
[09:11] Ozone42: must be part of the magical powers.
[09:12] tardistimelady: Exactly.
[09:12] tardistimelady: Magical Wetback Powers.
[09:13] Ozone42: haha
[09:13] tardistimelady: Mahou Wetback.
[09:13] Ozone42: HAHAHAH
[09:13] tardistimelady: XD
[09:13] Ozone42: Spapanese