It has come to my attention…


… that I can read things that are NOT there. Instead of view this as a fault, I’ll just chalk it up as a mutant superpower. It has the potential for making things much more amusing. Example:

News Headline: Russia announces more funding for security
I read: Russia announces more f***ing security

Firefox button: Take back the web
My interpretation: Tracking the web

I thought for sure web “tracking” was some cool new feature they’d introduced. Oh well, it is not so, but they do have a really cool find feature, and oh how I love the developer’s tool bar and tabbed browsing… but I digress.

Give me a headline/phrase and let me mangle it into something more interesting for you!

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