Sewing machines
Spoken by: Alex/AdamRecorded by: AlexLocation: AIMAdamant042: I want something that moves like a sewing machine
Adamant042: except with a knife
Adamant042: and run around stabbing people with it
Ozone42: leah has a sewing machine
Ozone42: I don\’t know how that fucker works
Adamant042: yeah.. sewing machines are fiznuckd
Ozone42: I don\’t understand how having a thread going through a needle.. which moves up and down makes a stitch
Adamant042: Me either
Adamant042: It makes NO sense, whatsoever
Ozone42: cause.. my understanding of sewing.. you have to like, grab the thread on the other side…
Adamant042: you\’d think it\’d rip a big hole in the cloth
Ozone42: so.. you would think it\’d have to let go of the thread
Adamant042: yah.. I don\’t know either man
Adamant042: boggles my mind
Ozone42: so to grab it again
Ozone42: but FUCK man
Adamant042: hehe yea
Ozone42: how can it do THAT?
Adamant042: I have no idea
Ozone42: thread is SMALL
Ozone42: and it\’s a NEEDLE
Adamant042: it\’s definately fucked
Ozone42: it can\’t grab shit!
Ozone42: it\’s just like stab
Adamant042: I think there is magick involved
Ozone42: quantum tunneling maybe
Adamant042: yeah.. it somehow makes the needle warp like .5mm down the cloth to a new hole
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